And I'm just a little weary of mimicking confections that get stuck in my teeth anyway. I believe there is a point where you can be stretched to the point where you border (or even reach) incompetence. I also think I may be damned close to that level. I do not think I'm alone. Even the best taffy, if pulled and pulled will eventually come completely apart.
It's too bad the people who need to actually read this are under a different impression.