Today I had to talk my daughter down from a ledge because YOU said that she had gained 15 pounds. You are incorrect, Wii Fit. You weighed my son 15 pounds heavier earlier this week. You might have caused an eating disorder; at very least, you caused a half an hour of tears from a girl who hasn't really worried about her weight until now. I am making my very angriest face.
A Disgruntled Mother Who Struggles With Her Own Body Image and Refuses to Get On Your Defective A$$